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Very few men or young insecure men but that is not what penis envy means.
Males don't suffer from penis envy as we already have a penis and all the perceived power that gives us. Think of it as a stag with big antlers.

Very few men or young insecure men but that is not what penis envy means.
Males don't suffer from penis envy as we already have a penis and all the perceived power that gives us. Think of it as a stag with big antlers.

(the batwings swing open to reveal a tall, slim stranger (you know what they say about all slim guys and their....), piano player stops in mid ote, card player drops hand to floor, bartender ducks behid counter just in case and fondle shotgun... the stranger moseys to the bar, turns around, looks over the crowd, leans back, elbows propped on the bar, and).....

"Well, Pardners - I hear y'all got a problem with Swinging Dick, the deep miner here. Ah jes want ya to know that he's a pal o' mine even if he is only one-eyed, and we go back, and forth, a long ways together. So any hombre what has a problem with Dick here, has a problem with me - an' with my remuda o' hosses out there as well. Well, all you Trollonians - now that's settled, let me buy a round o' drinks, an' we can all be friends again!".

(piano restarts, card game goes on, bartender breathes a sigh of relief, pours the drinks....)